Merkel and the Merkelettes Sing One Half of a Christmas Classic and a Couple of Songs You've Never Heard Of

by Merkel & The Merkelettes

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1.	Silver Bells 03:09	info	buy track
2.	Don't Get Caught Under the Mistletoe 01:21	info	buy track
3.	Christmas Eve in a Communist Bookstore 02:14	info	buy track
4.	Saint Nicholas 00:29	info	buy track

about

We recorded a Kissinger diss track for this album but didn't include it because it was dark and weird and we didn't know what to do with it, and I certainly wasn't going to learn all the jazz chords I'd have needed to in order to do a convincing rendition of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire. So lucky you, not having to continue your life after having spent a fraction of it listening to that train wreck. But if you ask me nicely, I'll let you hear it.

credits

released December 22, 2023

The Merkelettes appearing on this album are:

Merkel - Vocals, voice acting

Robby S - Acoustic guitar, backing vocals, voice acting, kazoo

JJ - Bass, percussion, backing vocals, voice acting, bells

Cindy Markowitz - Vocals, voice acting

- Quintuplely Executive Produced by Wyshy Wolfgang Stephenson -

- Lyrics and skits by J.J. and Merkel -

- Art Department: The boys down in the shop -

- Craft Services: Joanna Da Hamma

- On and off site plumbing by Andrew Tenderhands -

- Mortality Check Coordinating by Reggie Slim -

Recorded with tender loving panic in the Not To Be Trusted Studios West Philadelphia compound.